Welcome...

Hi, I'm John. I make the Stupid Creatures™. They are my stuffed toy experiments.

At this point, I'm still writing books, but my toy design efforts are currently focused on a licensing arrangement with a chain of stores. I'll do some very selective custom jobs when I'm ready, but I don't know when that will be.

I'm a full-time counselor for teenagers and their families and I LOVE THAT JOB. For that reason as well, I spend less time making the creatures these days.

If you have any questions about this particular stage in my work's evolution, please send an email, or visit the contact page to drop me a line.

The Spreadshirt shop remains open, and New T shirts will be posted so stay alert! Check out the t-shirt collection to see what’s available.

SEND MAIL TO ME AT MY SNAIL ADDRESS AND I’LL WRITE YOU BACK!

For a Limited Time (or until the protestors all go home)

If you’re not outraged, then you’re not wearing this T-shirt.. wait..
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Contact me and request your own city or protest location, and I’ll stick it on instead of “Wall Street!”




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