Download Holiday Cards for $2.99.

Click the Add to Cart button for the card you want. Keep the quantity at 1, since that’s all you’ll need. I’ll email you high quality PDF files of the inside and outside. You’ll print out as many copies as you need from your own computer. Or send the file to a local printing service in your area.

The cards come with a greeting on their inside, unless otherwise noted. Feel free to change the greeting by telling me what you want. You’ll find an option for that within the transaction.

Each card will come with a text file on terms of use and some printing tips. The www.stupidcreatures.com watermark seen on this image is not present on the actual card. I hope you enjoy this new service!

Stupid Christmas Eggs
This card is 4.25˝ x 5.5˝, and requires an “Invitation” envelope (size A2), which is not included with the emailed files.
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Inside: Happy Holidays! Dress Appropriately.








Christmas Robot Friends
This card is 5.5˝ x 4.25˝, and requires an “Invitation” envelope (size A2), which is not included with the emailed files.
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Inside: May your holidays function within optimal parameters.